I'd watch this.

Go Green.

Not even hard.

Lonely.

Embarrassing.

I have the weirdest boner.

I lol'd.

Teenagers...

Target practice.

Louie for President.

I'm kind of a nasty dude.

This is new.

Note to self: DO NOT go to this club.

Hmmm.

BRB.

New Blog!

Click the picture for an adventure!

Makes sense.